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Fifteen Thousand Useful Phrases (in Engrish)

January 2, 2007

Project Gutenberg is a wonderful resource to find free ebooks, all of which (I believe) are in the public domain. In the top 100 section, I found on entitled Fifteen Thousand Useful Phrases by Greeville Kleiser. The work is interesting enough on its own, but I had forgotten how amusing it is to plug things into Altavista’s translating tool, Babelfish, have it translate to one language, and then back again into English (I recommend English -> Japanese -> English for best results). A fine way to waste a perfectly good afternoon. Observe:

A fawn-colored sea streaked here and there with tints of deepest orange
The color tone cousin of the deepest orange it is dense and the child
deer which there becomes the stripe the sea which colors 
A great soul smitten and scourged,
but still invested with the dignity of immortality
Immortal dignity it is hit hard, suffers, but still it invests large
mind 
A sentiment of distrust in its worth had crept into her thoughts
In feeling her thought of unfaithful sense it has with value the 
I call hardly conceive
I do not call imagine almost
I can not take it for granted
I am permitted cannot take that of for the sake of 
I desire to know
I desire the fact that you know 
I do not know with what correctness
I what kind of rightness do not know 
Frankly, we believe it is extremely worth while for you
Candidly, we believe that that is a value very because of you 
If we have not made everything perfectly clear, please let us know
When we do not make everything completely clear, inform us 
But if you really want to have some fun, try some good ole H.G Wells:
For the main road was a boiling stream of people, a torrent of
human beings rushing northward, one pressing on another.  A great bank
of dust, white and luminous in the blaze of the sun, made everything
within twenty feet of the ground grey and indistinct and was
perpetually renewed by the hurrying feet of a dense crowd of horses
and of men and women on foot, and by the wheels of vehicles of every
description.
 It was 1 person who has been pushed with those classified by rapid
stream of the human where boiling of the people for the main line
flows, hurries to north. It reached within 20 feet of terrestrial gray
and the bank where the dust of the flame of the sun which indistinct
it was renewed to everything and eternity with walking you can do is
large, white and with the feet which the bright horse and person and
woman dense crowd hurry, and by the wheel of the car of all
descriptions.